So why is all this important? Why am I droning on and on about how to answer questions, when in reality we’re only asking more questions?
Inquiring Minds Would Like to Know...
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
The Strategist’s Guide to Answering the (potentially) Unanswerable Question
So why is all this important? Why am I droning on and on about how to answer questions, when in reality we’re only asking more questions?
Friday, January 3, 2014
How do I answer an Unanswerable Question?
But the spirit of the Lord departed from Saul, and an evil spirit from the Lord troubled him.
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And it came to pass, when the evil spirit from God was upon Saul, that David took an harp, and played with his hand: so Saul was refreshed, and was well, and the evil spirit departed from him.Burton also writes,
- 1 Samuel 16.14, 16.23
"The fact that David [the David who slew Goliath - this is my clarification, not Dr. Burton's] used to play on his harp to make Saul better suggests that, even in antiquity, people believed that psychosis could be successfully treated."
How did the king's attendants come to this pragmatic conclusion? It's simple: Through observation and the implementation of information they already had.
It stands to reason that none of Saul's attendants knew anything about Generalized Anxiety, Post-Traumatic Stress, or any of the modern diagnoses related to witnessing or ordering the slaughter of dozens of people. Their only explanation for why Saul was so upset was that he had upset God by not following God's instructions to wipe out the Amalekites (this is in I Samuel 15, by the way). Of course, no one in this time period knew about the wonders of anti-depressants or communication therapies, either, so finding a pharmaco-treatment was out of the question. These people got excited by milk and honey, for crying out loud... The only things they knew were that 1) King Saul angered God and was perpetually upset about it; 2) David could play the harp really well; and 3) when David played, Saul calmed down. Maybe the harp was a lucky guess, and maybe it was the thirtieth attempt in a long list of attempts at calming the king... Regardless, I'm sure that having David around made the attendants' lives much easier.
In any case, the point is this: Whether we look into Biblical times, the Middle Ages, or today's Current Events report, we as people use the information (and information-gathering strategies) we have at hand to propose theories, develop hypotheses, and formulate experiments to test the limits of our own knowledge.
That's exactly what I aim to do. My methods may be traditional, but my conclusions most certainly will not. I intend to challenge the scope of the understood and socially accepted. I mean to explain the unexplainable and relate to the unrelatable. I will be using fairly credible research!
I hope for the best, prepare for the worst, and expect to be surprised.
I suggest you do the same. So gather up your knickers, strap on your helmets, and buckle up. It's about to get real.
"How do you answer the unanswerable question? With sarcasm. So f*ck you."
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
The Meaning of Life... and Other Matters at Hand
Happy Hump Day, readers! I think it's very fortunate that, this time around, the New Year has occurred halfway through the week. I never really thought about it previously -- maybe because, out of all of the New Years that I have witnessed, only the last 5 have been celebrated alongside my fellow non-minor adult friends. And I use the term "adult" loosely! I found that the combination of alcohol and snow turn any "adult" into a retarded seven year old almost immediately. Solely consuming alcohol and refraining from going bonkers in the snow can also lead most adults to have in-depth philosophical discussions about the meaning of life, religion, innovations in energy production, and other interesting topics.
I'm not saying I have had these said in-depth philosophical discussions... but then again, I'm not saying I haven't had them either. I have been wondering for a long time what I could do to transfer these moments of enlightenment to the general population... How can I do something that matters? What can my social contribution be?
Oh yeah, I can 'blog.
But what to write about??
I thought about it for awhile, and then it hit me: My social contribution (and New Year's Resolution) will be to attempt to find an answer to some of Life's Biggest Questions.
Is there a God?
Are there absolutes - Good and Evil, Right and Wrong?
How did Methuselah live for 900 years?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Will the Cubs ever win another World Series?
Do you love me?
Do zombies exist?
To be or not to be?
... and other such brain teasers.
Philosophy and social contributions aside, the whole Hump Day situation (yes, coming back to that!) is a bonus because we adults get the opportunity to work for a couple of days, go out with our buddies and have Grown-Up Time, sleep the whole next day (unless you're like me and work at a facility that runs 24/7, 365 days a year), and then go back to work for a couple of days before we have another weekend break. It rocks.
But I'm going to get started on the "Big Questions" tomorrow. Now it's time to cuddle up in bed and watch a movie.